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Autumnnnnn~~

killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER

sensxal-bliss:

Me every time I’m hungry

(Source: itspinkfridaybitch)

aaaaa42:

you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)

(Source: just-for-grins)

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

(Source: memewhore)


rebellion has never been so cute 

rebellion has never been so cute 

(Source: riffsy.com)

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

wetheurban:

ART: Leonid Tishkov Travels The World With His ‘Private Moon’

From the Arctic to America, artist Leonid Tishkov has travelled the world with his illuminated crescent-shaped moon, bringing a sense of lyricism, and sometimes whimsy, to the places he lands.

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asssbuttofthelord:

Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the diddly darn door

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humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

(Source: officialfrenchtoast)

unclefather:

im gonna have to call u back

unclefather:

im gonna have to call u back

(Source: imposetonanonymat)

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”