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Autumnnnnn~~

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

(Source: hannahbowl)

tumbleweedsinmyvagina:

br0kend0wnangel:

a-local-meth-lab:

THESE ARE SOOOOO GOOD. WHERE DO YOU BUY THESE?!?!?!

No one knows where, they just always appeared and you never not ate it..

Grandma’s purse

tumbleweedsinmyvagina:

br0kend0wnangel:

a-local-meth-lab:

THESE ARE SOOOOO GOOD.
WHERE DO YOU BUY THESE?!?!?!

No one knows where, they just always appeared and you never not ate it..

Grandma’s purse

(Source: tuviejaentangarosa)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

(Source: randallfthegrey)

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

shavingryansprivates:

and i hate when people on here try to glorify not having friends like shut up it’s fucking horrible i had like maybe one friend throughout all of high school and it’s an awful and seemingly meaningless existence that serves only to make you feel shitty about yourself it’s not fucking cute

(Source: sizvideos)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

image

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

typhloslons:

typhloslons:

my teacher had to change his password so i could post a video on his vimeo account so he changed it to my name and it told him his password was weak so when he told me i put on the most dejected expression i could manage and looked at my bicep and he squeezed my arm and said ‘i am so sorry’ and i could see the sorrow in his eyes

p.s. i am a 15 year old girl

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

the-rain-monster:

Keeping romance alive is a subtle art.

(Source: cryforce)

poryqon:

When you have a nightmare and you have to convince yourself that you won’t die if you fall back asleep

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell